The Van Meter Visitor

Ah, of corn, pigs, and uh, uh....corn. No one seems to notice my home state's wild array of cryptids. We have giant turtles (Big Blue & Raccoon River Monster), short, vicious Bigfoot (Lockridge Monster), lake serpents (Obojoki), werewolves (Tara) and a giant glowing-horned dragon monster (Van Meter Visitor)!! Not only that, we have Thunderbirds and regular Bigfoot too! What now, farmer haters?!?!

--M.W. (talk) 20:58, January 31, 2015 (UTC)